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25 Ways to Make Love to a Redhead Without Having Sex

25.  French Kiss
24. Give a Good Backrub
23. Ask Your Partner About His/Her Day at Work, and Listen
22. Whisper Sweet Nothings in Your Partner's Ear While in Public
21. Give Your Partner a Surprise Bubble Bath, Complete With Candles, Wine,
and     Music
20. Write a Poem for Your Lover
21. Take Long Walks on the Beach at Night, Hand in Hand Basking in the
Moonlight
19. Tell Your Partner How Sexy He/She Looks, Even When He/She Isn't Dressed Up
18. Greet Your Partner With a House Full of Red Roses
17. Send Your Lover a Fax at Work that Simply Says "I LOVE YOU"
16. Be a Good Listener
15. Surprise Your Lover With a Weekend Getaway to a Secret Location
14. Make Breakfast in Bed
13. Tell Your Friends and Family How Much You Love Him/Her in His/Her Presence
12. Cuddle in Front of the TV Together Under a Warm Blanket
11. Run Your Fingers Through His/Her Hair (or rub his bald head)
10. Massage the Inside of Your Partners Palm
9.  Blow Kisses
8.  Take Your Partners Hand and Let Them Feel Your Heartbeat
7.  Be Honest, Even When it May Hurt
6.  Cry in Front of Your Partner
5.  Open Up to Your Partner About Your Deepest Fears
4.  Find a Song That Symbolizes Your Relationship and Play It Often
3.  Stay Up All Night Talking With Your Partner About Your Future Together
2.  Encourage Your Partner to Follow Their Dreams
1.  Say "I LOVE YOU" often, and Tell Them Exactly Why You Do

Sex is great, but making love is indescribable!

11 women, 10 blondes and 1 redhead, were on a hiking trip the Alps.

While crossing a rope bridge, the ropes snapped and all 11 women had to cling to the dangling ropes for dear life. The rope was really stressed from all the weight so and they all knew that someone would have to let go so that the others would live. After a few moments of silence the redhead spoke up and volunteered to let go. 

She went into a long speech about how she hopes that the sacrifice that she was about to make would be remembered for all time because she would be sending herself to certain death so that more could live on. 

At that she ended her speech and bowed her head for a dramatic pause, all the blondes are so touched by her willingness to sacrifice her own life started to cheer and applaud...

the redhead is now married to a rich older man.

 

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A man died and he went to heaven. In heaven there were very huge walls with millions of clocks attached on it. Sometimes a hand on a clock was moving a little bit.
The man called Saint Peter: "Mr. Peter, may I ask you a question... What are all these clocks doing here?"
Saint Peter: "Every time when a woman on earth wants to have sex, the hand of her clock is moving a second."
Man: "So every woman has her own clock. But how are they organized?"
Saint Peter: "Over here we've got the Brunette-wall. Over there the black
haired women-wall. And over there the blond-wall."
Man: "And what about a redhead-wall?"
Saint Peter: "Oh we use their clocks in the kitchen as a ventilator."
Joe Luijten 07/27/04

 

 

 

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